Fate, or free will? Both philosophies lead to the Great White Way — or rather, to a nearby Starbucks, where your resolve will slowly crumble over the years.
Apropos of nothing, those fortune teller machines are friggin’ expensive.
Last call on the free sketch offer I talked about last week; if you still want one, buy a print by the end of the day, dude! I do plan on adding custom original art to the shop, though, so keep your eyes peeled. Peel that conjunctiva right back.